I want Robert Pattinson to play a hunter on Supernatural who kills nothing except vampires.
SOMEBODY
MAKE A PETITION OUT OF THIS
I’M ABOUT 9000 % SURE HE’D DO IT
the best part is that he would fucking love it
Dear yahoo,
This is a polite message begging you not to change anything on this site. This means:
- Allow tumblr porn. (fanfics, fanart and actual porn etc.)
- No fucking weird smileys.
- No links
- No proper blocking system.
DON’T CHANGE ANYTHING.
Yours sincerely,
Every single blogger on here.bitch this is not a Democracy
(Source: thebloodonmyhandscoveredtheholes)
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
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(Source: madfawn)





